Wordpress, My Love Letter to You

For you have dynamically scripted my web development life.

Wordpress…oh my dear! When I first met you, you were as beautiful as I heard from other villagers with your elegant features and ease of access. But by no means are you easy…I definitely don’t think you’re that type. But I felt a certain kind of way during our first encounter. I was happy to meet you, but I felt, I felt…

Deceived.

Word on the street, and once again by no means do I think you’re that type of person, was that you were easy to approach. I knew nothing about you except the laundry list of positive adjectives used of others. When you invited me to your home for the first time, it was in Twenty-fifteen.

I saw how others interior decorated your residence with such eloquence, the patterns of creations all over your home made it feel thematic. I never got tired of your appearance. It’s obvious your reputation precedes you; what you offered seemed easily accessible, but truly only for the initiated.

But allow me to explain why the feelings of deception. Because of the many good things stated, I thought the relationship we could form wouldn’t be so difficult. I wanted to adorn you in the best dress I could possibly find; colorful themes just like ones before.